Saturday, August 7, 2010

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first Editorial meeting of the K (V) B - The report






time has come, much will change now. . Expand? New ideas? Restructuring? New planning? New concepts? All these thoughts accompanied me on the way to the FIRST OFFICIAL EDITORIAL MEETING of the intellectual creator of the KVB Movie Lounge.

It was a balmy Friday evening, I had not slept much since I was preparing the first meeting of headaches. Milestones should be set today. Film history should be written.
My driver was on leave, so I decided to take the path to the conference building walking towards me. "Good decision," I thought to myself, as I enjoyed deep in thought with a box full of DVD and BR, the last sun rays.

the same period, the editorial building for hours, even days vll started with the preparations. We decided just for this event in a class of new equipment to use, because quality is especially crucial in our business success and fame, or destruction.

tense I walked into the meeting room of foreboding, leaving them the next 30-40 hours to not succeed until the revolution.

Lord. Glowe was also very tense tried, but to divert, in which he participated actively in the development of technology.

We get in PHASE ONE of the preparation. PHASE ZERO had been completed with the purchase of various technologies.
I took first a cool bottle of beer which was in the catering available and condescended to me one of the many sitting areas. I eagerly pursued Mr Glowe (Freak the hardware of our team) who tackles with even more when it comes to new devices and their construction. The holes were drilled, with the precession of their equal. Conscience again for the water balance. (Pure prophylactic course). Perfect!


PHASE TWO (OR?)
Glowe made for safety reasons (rule KVB Works § 3, para 16 additional items) a stress test of the wall bracket and plan for the amusement of all the complete device, including anchors from the wall. And here, the layman is different from the professionals. Others have drilled new holes and contacted the manufacturer. But not de Glowe that immediately plugs with professional technical mind a handful of Würth, (the best on the market), could exist. Intern Christian was amazed how many facets must apply a film scholars.

PHASE TWO could begin. Install the devices. Glowe and his intern attached to the new LCD, at the same built-in wall mount. The now coming to be the beginning of a bad aftertaste, which should be drawn through the evening, like a Huba Buba Cola chewing gum in the mouth of a bitch on Uma Thurman Pulp Fiction too much coke.

-> DE TELEVISION SCHEPPERS DEPENDS! Why was that? The team set about analyzing the problem while I, still on the couch, slowly, the 3rd Green bottle to empty handed.
followed little later, the problem report. Only 2 of the 7 screws fixed to the TV to the wall. This caused a great consternation, because who knows our perfectionists of KVB, knows that this so was not to accept.

refreshments were served and we talked it over. Finally, we decided to take the case to itself and to go directly to our hardware suppliers.

PHASE NULL entered furious alnerdo Glowe intern and the site of the Christian Liferanten. Direct has been in discussion with top management in tough negotiations. Discounts were awarded and the heavy hand of KVB prevailed. The ride home was at now, if not with the matching wall mount in the luggage and without 5 liter barrels a large German beer manufacturer, the de Glowe made to condition the new contract with the Liferanten over the alnerdo pouted for several minutes on the ride. PHASE ONE

the bracket was attached. The wall mount was again removed. X wisdom # 19 "LONG BOLTS NEED DEEP HOLES Dr. GLOW"
night fell. Still on the couch, surrounded by empty now 80-10 green friends, is what I observed as now indicated PHASE TWO. The machine hung. Since the technology was not there today (Veit technician = ^ ^), had to work again de Glowe and everything worked.
PHASE THREE, ie install the device software worked without problems.

SO BE IT, IT COULD BEGIN THE EPIC MOMENT OF FILM HISTORY. .

refreshments were served. . . 5 hours after my arrival, everything was ready. Now follow the protocol officially the first meeting "KVB - MOVIE LOUNGE:


22:01 CLOCK: All eyes are fixed and ready itself, farmers in slightly open.
22:07 CLOCK: For relaxation and introduction to the world of film put "KICK ASS" looked.
22:30 CLOCK: called Restaurants.
22:50 CLOCK: Surprised service as soon as the pizza was.
22:52 CLOCK: Remember the pizza service has forgotten half.
23:05 CLOCK: Restaurants brings above-mentioned Forgotten pizzas
23:30 CLOCK: all are tired and sluggish. "Thursday - A deadly day" inserted and another 20 cm deep sags in bed.
1:30 CLOCK: intern has a day and goes.
1:35 CLOCK: Glowe fumbles slightly drunk on rum and technology cuts the connection between TV and player.
1:40 CLOCK: Technology still has the ass alnerdo fed up and staggers home.


She was now. The first editorial meeting of the KVB ... No target has been reached, not an innovation introduced .. nothing. . nothing. . But that should run a meeting! Laughed a lot, has a lot of fun and I'm looking forward to a sequel. . Hopefully then complete.

greez your

alnerdo;)