Thursday, December 23, 2010

Whats A Good Age To Get Fingered?

KVB wishes you a Merry Christmas!

Monday, December 13, 2010

Cost Of Staples Laminating

DAS in 2011 (Part 1: A - F)

films on which KVB happy in 2011 ... and what you in advance may have forgotten. We are referring to pre-announcements. Whether the films actually start in 2011 (in Germany) is not within our power.


Anonymous
drama of William Shakespeare by Roland Emmerich
(!!!) Apparently the Roland KVB the destructive criticism of his worst ever mainstream work 2012 read and scared of everything now such a Weltuntergangskram to deliver. We are excited about it as he does, that Shakespeare is the Statue of Liberty goes down, or be bombed!

Baywatch
Yes, you read that right! 2011, a Baywatch movie come out. Probably it's about how fast David Hasselhoff, the seven seas down tilts are good and how good Pamela Anderson's breast implants as a man overboard. Or do not play with? We do not know but it is hoped that the now somewhat aged protagonists are replaced with new Wixxvorlagen for youth.

Brave New Word
There will be a Sci-Fi book adaptation. The book is not known. Therefore, we can only guess what awaits us there. But a director Ridley Scott with actor Leonardo DiCaprio is still time an announcement, or not?

vs. Bruce. Frankenstein
That could be good trash! Bruce Campbell (Ash from Evil Dead) takes on Frankenstein. One need not know much about the film to suspect that will be not too serious.

Captain America
The next comic hero makes it into the cinemas. After the last, some really very successful, comic book movies, you can expect a good movie.

Conan The Barbarian
is back! This strip we'll see against veeery skeptical. What is this supposed to be if you please without Arnie? It is hoped that the producers are aware that the Arnold they translated into action as Gouvaneur of California, immediately the electric chair if he can build his estate crap.

Crow, The
And again there is the Raven. Since we can surprise us. Either what comes out this extremely cool and dark, or maybe it can more quickly from cinemas outside as her "never, never ..." say.

Dark Fields, The
A thriller with Robert De Niro. More we know not the Robert guarantee for quality ... usually

Three Musketeers, The
Yes, I know what you're thinking: Oooooch, again? That's what I thought. But then I read who plays there. Namely, none other than the movie villain 2009 Oscar Winners 2010 - Christoph Waltz. Whether he play in the film, now a musketeer or the evil one is a shit ... but the main thing he does!

Final Destination V
Hmmm ... this brings us to SAW phenomenon. No film with a new idea is a blockbuster is the subject squeezed until really is no bad one more in the successor. Fortunately, we as a second part of the masterpiece remained seven saves ... or thinks about it would be equivalent or even better than of India been? So what does not need a man!

Fast & Furious V
see Final Destination V

Pirates of the Caribbean - On Stranger Tides
Before I write now "see Final Destination V" I want to give the film a chance yet. For me, the first was by far the best because not as terrible as the successor covered. Johnny Depp is in top form always worth a movie night. Let's see if the artist to reflect back to the roots, or whether Jack Sparrow stands unprotected in the Red Sea.

Foundation
And last but not last, a new Emmerich (see comment) . The first part of the Sci-Fi Trilogy Foundation will also appear 2011th Foundation is based on a successful Sc-Fi novel series. This involves the destruction and rebuilding of a planet or Galaxy (as close I know it not). In any case, is determined broken something! Completely understandable that Emmerich on it because as the sailor falls on the Hafenhure. Apparently he can wipe out one or even more planets, at least in the first part plus civilization ...

and I really thought that he destroys with Anonymous in 2011 times nothing




to be continued ...

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Chapter 6 Questions For Deathwatch By Robb White

A column in the middle of the 3rd Dimension

The year 2010 draws to a close. In the world of film, this year will always stand as the starting year of the 3D film in the history books. (Let's forget the red-green glasses, where they have always asked his neighbor, "Did dus even seen, "neighbor" -> No ".

With Avatar as a pilot on behalf of all the false start attempts in the third dimension, James Cameron, however, was a masterpiece. People went for the first time up close with the new technology (polarized glasses, no shutter effect (digital solution to separate the images of eyes from each other and so create the 3D effect)) which everyone, including me enthusiastic. The cost of whopping 500 million quickly came back in and avatar is celebrated as the most successful movie of all time. BUT HE IS THE definitely NOT.

Can a film of single-handedly a new cool technology to the market, which still works so well and everyone wants to see this movie so, of which speak of the FILM (The content whole package) the best film of all time?.
If "The Jazz Singer" (1927, considered the first talkie feature film quality) about the 2 Best film in the world? Or "Becky Sharp by Rouben Marmoulian in 1935? (First color film in the cinema was worthy), no.


The mainstream makes something very marvelous unfortunately a Massenapperat for everyone. 3D movie franchise will never be a fan, like the wacky semi-pedophile manga lover or Norwegian horror artist and will try all groups in the same manner to address. Disney is (I do not think in terms of founder Walt Disney) immediately jumped on that train 300 was perceived prove Pixar and Disney 3D Film 2010. The good Walt would turn over in his cryonic cold room if he knew how little story in such a "Sorcerer's Apprentice" or "above" connected.
I wonder. . It was for example in the "Jungle Book" or "Lion King" is not more like grandstanding? In the absence of non-precious values and born great characters who were set up by today? YES. Since it does not appear to be a good movie is to make and vote on the new technology to the user, the world is vll Not yet ready for such a revolution.

I want absolutely not create a false impression in my criticism. I find the technology exciting and I am very excited about where we are headed. The year 2010 was hopefully not more than a test run. Piranha 3D and 3D SAW example made me laugh. If a film does not bring myself to think?

When I with the guys after all the hype, the end of the year sat in "Machete" was, without glasses, I knew I would write this column. A film draws its strength from its action not from its effects. (Take this Emmerich and Bay!).
So for more quality in the cinema! In this sense: Back to the roots and let's not on every wave swim just because it's there. I lift my mob Arm the direction of technology and say, "Teach me a better"

. . . I'm curious.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Mexican Grill Seasoning

The wait is coming to an end. .

"Good news friends..."

The winter break of the KVB'ler has an end soon.

What better way to celebrate than with a contest?

our category child stars: J. Depp had already believe in it, continues:

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writes Then times in the comments which actor is hiding behind this rascal.

(who has just hit "next" NEN very small penis)


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