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MACHETE review

A first impression is ...

first "This means the (Robert Rodriguez) but now is not serious, right?"
second "What a shit movie ..."
third "This is sooo stupid!"
4th "Booaaahh ... Lindsay Lohan has great tits!"


These four sentences are stuck. Not only the fact that these exclamations have fallen many times during the movie practically forces me to reveal them at this point in the world. I want selected and, in addition to this highly sophisticated utterances KVB members of my first thoughts about Machete share with you. Well, the saying about Lindesay Lohan with not much to the description of the film. But we should have mentioned that Lindsay actually has some really nice bags ... Whatever! Let us concentrate on the Sentences 1 to 3 These describe very well my first impression of machete. If you expect with such anticipation (like my one) goes to a B-movie trash film and trash and should therefore be prepared for many things. But Mr. Rodriguez has actually managed to top it with a machete. What's going on because of banalities and stereotypes to ridicule myself at times in the I-laugh-cry-or-MODE added. Therefore, the first sentences to 3 also to be understood as a very positive rating. You could say the movie takes itself not quite erst. That would be an understatement. I would rather say the film ripped himself a true delight for fans of totally covered trash movies. To act, I would not write anything at all. Check out the trailer and you know what this is about it. Or simply go to the movies. The film (with the appropriate humor) definitely a must.

I must mention yet that I am in the middle section briefly sprayed some length have. Whether that might even, it has located a little too serious gambling, Jessica Alba? More I can not complain. Where we are just at the actors are, I'll give you my opinion from the same droplet. Don Johnson has earned me an extra praise. can Never thought that he was so convincing (though at the same time wonderfully ironic) embody this southern-redneck vigilantes - cool! What Robert DeNiro has the acting side on it surely ought to be familiar. He moves through his very skillful populist Senator McLaughlin DeNiro in style and is not too bad, however, lie at the end of the film is perhaps most ridiculous scene of his entire movie career. Lindsay Lohan plays the quasi itself and therefore fits well into the action. Jeff Fahey and Ceech Marin are also well looked after in their roles and show a correspondingly rock solid performance. Jessica Alba takes her role, as already mentioned, unfortunately a bit too seriously. But trumps Michelle Rodriguez to full effect and, just as She, super oversubscribed. oversubscribed when super can you assess the role of Steven Seagal. It occurs in the opening sequence so than ice-cold drug lord (Seagal finally in a bad part!) In appearance, has sprung from his appearance at the showdown as from an Asian manga and hentai comics. With uniform-like suit, too small rectangular sunglasses and bright red Katana he thrashes machete fight wonderful movie phrases to my attention that one know what hit. And the hero of the film? Danny Trejo Machete Cortez was written on the body and it shows him in every second of the film. He Sheik clearly to have fun than to butcher the film set by Mexicans rage. What more could you want? About a few famous actors from other Rodriguez films? The more you also get on top. As there are delicacies such as the cast of Sexmachine (From Dusk Till Dawn) and the deadly little Miho (Sin City).

So I conclude: if you want to see really good "junk" is not her past machete! Every time I thought it can not be bekloppter I was disabused. Machete has the trash factor here exceeded my expectations. As long as one does not expect a dead serious action movie you get exactly what you earn and is thrilled. The actors (with a few smears) is perfectly placed and Lindsay Lohan has great tits.

Highly Recommended!


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long I fiddled turn before I've published here. The film is in fact pretty hard!

moralist get a heart attack anyway, but more on that later. And write about a recession (the one hopefully still smile can) was a real challenge.

After judging what about the director Lars von Trier HOW TO READ, it must be quite a nerd, too. And if so can present a film freak a "horror movie" you already expect that no X-ter infusion of Jason, Freddy or Leatherface (and what a certain Michael Bay turns everything else through meat grinder) it achieves.

him I would somehow as disturbing, mystical, obscene, violent, oppressive, intelligent but above all, artistically demanding call psychological horror film. Got it ... no? Power, I also not nothing. But I think the film will indeed do just that. Uncertainty, confusion and many interpretations. Not easy to describe this hard foods.

Von Trier is, by his own admission, have processed this film personal problems. Only by knowing the Lord in heaven is what's taken place in his upper story ...


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so succinctly how to do it, because I do not want too much away:
while a couple on Fucking (cool, I may Write here! Fuck, Fuck, Fuck ...) the little boy falls out the window and dies. They then suffered a nervous breakdown and becomes the soul wreck. He is a professional psychologist and his wife will help their synapses to clamp again. The two drive to a secluded cabin in the woods. The fact that she was there with her son on holiday, to help with the therapy. Everything is completely out of hand and ends in a maelstrom of sex and violence. Before anyone thinks I

would be stupid to advertise the names of the characters, I must clarify something. There are no names. There are only a couple. He and She. And if he and you are talking to each other they call each other you. So it is basically you and you naturally. The child is referred to only as He. Fortunately, it dies at the beginning, otherwise you get so mixed up!

However, I know that He is in fact Willam Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg called. But do not worry. It is not necessary to know how the characters are called. The film is in fact almost one dialogue between the two. Who loves so just pure action and endless dialogues can not get along, restore the correct reading now and anyway landed on the wrong blog.


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The plot sounds simple. But the implementation is new and creates a really dark atmosphere. The depiction of sex and violence is explicit. Do not get me wrong, the movie is not porn imprints. I'll buy it from Trier well be that he only used it as an artistic style funds. But you see it a lot.

Right in the opening scene, one wonders: Was it really just a tail? All must Defoe and Gainsbourg fans disappoint me though. The scenes were "körpergedoubelt" and so is the Holy of Holies of the two well-but forever a mystery. Later we see genitals and how they are mutilated. Yes, you read correctly. I am surprised that I could buy the film in this version just like in the store. The FSC has yet otherwise the pants always full.

clarify Man, however, that the genito-shocker-share is very low. The story is also only from one couple. Thus the potential for such actions are anyway limited biologically. This, however, entirely to a nasty blow to the gut to . Put I do still hurt the eggs, when I think of a scene ...

These images are definitely not what makes the film so special. There are actors, dialogue, mood, camera angles, cuts and sounds. The lonely cabin in the woods since "Evil Dead" the first, it creates fear to spread. This is clearly in the staging, not at the hut and the forest itself

But what really is blatant in the bulb are the super-slow-motion scenes. And if you're thinking that in these scenes really great and slowly looks like someone is dismembered, is on the wrong track completely!

The film is not a SAW in slow motion. Only the animals that he encountered in the woods to see in slow motion from a little worse for wear. In these scenes you will usually nothing more than images of the dark forest, while the woman walks through. But things slowly so extreme that it looks like a painting. For this, the voices of the couple. Even the prologue consists only of slow motion, accompanied by classical music. The skin purely real. Some like the boring but I call it art. And no, I was not on LSD when I saw this movie! Even though the film may very well be called a horror trip.

The world of film critics do not even really know what to make of the strip. He is highly praised by some and the rest torn. As hostile to women it is sometimes known. As hostile to women? Why that, please? Just because you mutated into a psychopathic fury? Willam Dafoe exception, not the one time, the animal has its role to one of the swatter? Because most of the violence emanating from it? Or because it looks like sex scenes? Probably say the same moral standards and would-be feminists are also firmly believe that all porn actresses are beaten to their job.



Conclusion

The funny elephant falls into this conclusion, because the director has clearly made an effort and created a little piece of art. When the credits I had the feeling I would grade myself a Hooks to the liver recover. This has packed up to now only Funny Games. The film is certainly not for everyone. But he determined his place will be found in the film books. has not yet, simply because there is something (I think) in the form. The assessment is not easy. One will evaluate it with 1 / 10, perhaps with the next 10/10. I've now seen him twice and will also be the third time something else to think about it than before. But only the records but actually already made a good movie.


I'll give you veeeery carefully a 7 / 10 (with upward trend), because he really is a matter of taste and am looking forward to your comments!

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Finally! MACHETE --- ---

For days, weeks, months, years (or is it even decades?), The KVB team is looking forward to this movie! Cold sweat pours out of our pores and all the enthusiasm, the brain sends all the blood supply in the genital area to a magnificent erection to form. Ever since 2007 we have seen in the context of the Grindhouse movies (Deth Proof & Planet Terror / Tarantino & Rodriguez) for the first time Rodriguez's fake trailer for Machete, we knew that this film is definitely a movie really needs. And the good Robert apparently has heard our prayers. Just look at the cast!





Who has read my criticism in Emmerich's 2012, wondering provides:
"The incident is the concern about loose figures and Storry and is now looking forward to this trash?"

My answer is simple: Rodriguez makes it deliberately (and thus incredibly weird) and Emmerich is an uninspired sensationalism!


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Moon

"The other way of watching movies" is the subtitle of this blog. What does that mean? It means that we have set ourselves the task from the huge pool of the film world with a little fishing and a sharp eye, just to fish out those movies that is also Are worthy to be looked at from another perspective. This task turns out to be very difficult because our demands are immense. And that is the reason why it can sometimes take longer to create up new posts. . So do not worry, we are still alive and our hobby and our passion will continue to exist in the form of this blog.

passion. I use this keyword to a short film of the present has moved me more in the end as first thought.

MOON

Content: In the near future, the energy crisis is no longer an issue. The company has established on the Moon Lunar back of a refinery, which almost automatically the rare on Earth, nuclear fusion need Helium-3 degrades. Only for the maintenance of the system is still a man of distress. For almost three years, takes over Sam Bell (Sam Rockwell) that job. Only the robot Gerty (voiced by Kevin Spacey) makes him company. With his wife Tess (Dominique McElligott) and his young daughter Eve (Kaya Scodelario) keep only recorded video messages contact. With the end of his contract is the return to Earth.

it can in the subsequent few spoilers to get what does the whole little break, because without that spoiler lacks any basis for discussion.

The return is, then, Sam is looking forward to cruising along at home and once relaxed, with its moon Harvester on the prairie. Murphy's Law on the last working day  he builds an accident. Its electronic monitoring system reports his death. When he regains consciousness at the hospital volltechnisierten its base, he himself suddenly in front of him as a duplicate. The two Sams are confused and think they are illusions. But slowly it creeps the audience that something is wrong here. As the old Sci - Fi rabbit can be seasoned even where the matter runs out. The plot is expertly out of hand confuses the audience and makes the story very interesting.

digression: Do you know this particular kind of people that if you invite to a movie night, sitting the whole film here and any Turn to comment? For example, "Oh, now I have understood this is but the one who does then this. Oh no but non, the moment has now done this, Huh why does the the "and at the end comes. . you see all the time but I habs said. "As you tense your beer bottle is almost crushed and smoke a cigarette after another must.

Check out this film with such people to PLEASE not. Just look at him alone, on giant TV NEM and very sound. For now the point has moved me to take the film into the hallowed halls of the Organizers at the KVB. THE ATMO.

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And that's it. Here one waits in vain for Aliens, Star Destroyers and purple elephants. Man is left alone ... all alone specifically on the moon. Packed in a coherent picture, it'll take here to be sufficient oxygen present. The isolation of Sam is felt by the audience. On the couch itself is spreading an uneasy feeling. The film explores deep-rooted aspects of human psyche. A these features is the sympathetic humanized robot Gerty expresses his emotions through the ZB smileys that his only friend is up there and develops its own consciousness. . . FULL STOPPP! One or the other reader will now ask how I know the bare. Starbase? Future? Anthropomorphic robot? Logo! Light 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey and yes you are right. Moon of course is unable to produce a timeless classic, but it closely follows the genre, which is not bad. The topic is neither obsolete nor useless, quite the contrary. Moon is in much so far been been used spiced up well again. And when you consider that this film has cost $ 5 million flaccid It is amazing what has come of it.


my experience of seeing a movie while not predict. convince Michael Bay and Emmerich's grandstanding methods just to make a film simply can not be good. If you make it, almost no effects, no dialogue only with love in detail and atmospheric images to create a mood which afterwards when the film is over, will force to think, you did it. And that Moon has achieved ... He told me to go properly. Only the next morning was the feeling of claustrophobia to some extent disappeared ..

good movie ^ ^

theatrical release: 15 July 2010
Director: Duncan Jones released
With Sam Rockwell, Robin Chalk, Matt Berry
FSK 12
Production Country: United Kingdom. Genre: Sci-Fi, Thriller
Running time: 96 minutes. Production year: 2009